Run 1707, 19 August 2015, Yuen Long



“Dram, do you know you’re hare tomorrow?”

“Cripes, no. I’ve got no time to recce. Let’s see … OK, I’ll set a run from that little park in Yuen Long, the one we always run from near Transportation Plaza and the daipaidongs.”

Thus the map went out on the morning of the run showing the park we always run from in Yuen Long near Transportation Plaza and the daipaidongs. Unfortunately it was the wrong park. Nobody had taken into account Dram’s extreme age (he’s been hashing since 1927 when he lost his shirt in the great Icelandic iceberg disaster). It was a testament to the pulling power of the daipaidong (or was it Dram?) that eventually 17 hashers turned up for the event, with 14 of them actually running, despite half the pack going to the wrong park. The right park was a horrible heat-reflecting hard-top affair with basketball hoops and swings and “ladies” and all sorts of shady looking characters, called Yuen Long Jockey Club Town Square, and just the sort of place you could imagine a young Dram hanging out in back in the day. Because certainly none of the pack had ever run from there.

There was drama a-plenty before the run, what with runners going to the wrong park and everything, and G-Spot and Golden Balls missing the start because they were haggling in the torch shop, and Velcro Lips gouging her shin on some park masonry. “You’ll be back in 45,” declared the hare. “You probably won’t need those torches…”

Walky Talky and Sam Miguel were the early leaders, and with both having set runs from the park we always run from they knew the lie of the land. They were not seen again. Neither was Eunuch, at least until the last kilometre, after going the wrong way in the villages south of town. Big Moany kept pontificating sanctimoniously about how trail couldn’t possibly go in such and such a direction or it would be a crap run; every time he was wrong. Catch Of The Day and her friend Sade did most of the early trail-finding. Golden Balls, G-Spot, Penile Dementia and Stingray were in the mix as trail went towards Pok Oi Hospital, crossed Castle Peak Road, did a loop, then recrossed Castle Peak Road to go through Yoho. This was where Mango Groove and Liberace caught the front-runners, having missed the start by going to the park we always run from. One Eyed Jack, it goes without saying, short cut.

Back at the town square, on this sweltering night, there was, wait for it, NO ESKY. Thus it was that after a few emergency tininess from the nearby Circle K we decamped to the daipaidong for the usual gwai-Chi fodder and loads of Tsingtao, where non-runners Fartypants and 69K were in attendance. Circle was conducted LSW-style after the meal by Velcro Lips and Mango Groove.

A good night’s hashing after an inauspicious start. Did somebody mention Shaffi’s?

One thought on “Run 1707, 19 August 2015, Yuen Long

  1. D RAM (the Hare) 23/08/2015 / 1:18 pm

    Lies about running from “usual park”. GB (aka Cloth Ears) was repeatedly told the run was from the park just across the road from Shaffis in Yuen Long town.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s