A Not Boaring Run

It was past 6 o’clock when I arrived at Ryuusui with the ice. As I turned right at the T-junction towards the reservoir, a wild boar disappeared into the mountainside across the road. A small boar followed. When I see a wild boar, I remember Bukkake because his hair is the same colour.

I stopped on the left shoulder in front of the barrier. When I saw the wild boar, it was still bright, but it was dark within 10 minutes. If you stare at the road without doing anything, a black dot appears to move in the distance. Two black objects were lying on the road, probably the wild boar or piglet. As it gradually melted into the darkness, two white lights appeared.

It was Mr and Mrs Hare that got out of the car.

I couldn’t see white powder anywhere on my body, so I probably went home and took a shower. She said it smelled good for Mrs Hare, she said it was a mosquito repellent spray.

Eunuch put the beer on the trolley and filled the eskies with ice that I had bought. Pushed the carriage from here to the start. Stingray came and climbed the hill together. I followed slowly with crutches.

Eunuch made a U-turn in the middle of the hill and went to pick up Mrs Hare. When I climbed the hill, beer and ice were confused on the road. It fell here and there. When he asked “Stingray, are you okay?” he said, “I’m okay.” “Brady hell”. A lot of ice was sprinkled on the road, and it was hard to beat it with both hands and put it into eski. The ice that I bought at Salmon has been halved.

Departure in the moonlight without street lights.

Check at Lau Shui Heung trail entrance. Keep going up the steps of country trails for a couple of hundred metres to the R/W split. Wimps carry on Lau Shui Heung trail after passing Wilson Trail Section 9 junction and then merge together with rambo trail. At a gazebo, check was marked behind the wood board, it was mentioned by hare at briefing, the check for four directions. Of course, Liberace checked all three trails with T. Soon COTD, Mango Groove and Stingray caught up and went to the fourth trail marked “on on”. It was a so-called virgin trail by Eunuch. A beautiful 500m shiggy downhill brought us back to Lau Shui Heung campsite where we saw Golden Balls walking backwards by himself.

We all got back to Lau Shui Heung Reservoir except Penile Dementia. As soon as he arrived, he needed to head back to Hok Tau barbecue pits where he mistakenly parked his car. When he finally returned, we welcomed him with a surprise birthday song but he was probably too tired to remember his birthday. —Catch Of The Day

Hare Eunuch, Antiseptic

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