Hareline

Link to Historical Hareline: Historical Hareline

And now “Back to the Future”:

We cannot exist without runs. Hares are our Great Indomitable Trailblazers. Become a GIT by volunteering to set a run. Just look at the available dates below and contact the Hare Raiser.

Hare Raiser for 2020 is Back To The Future. Contact her if you want to set a run: ivy6398@gmail.com / +852 9493 9295  or her nubile apprentice Golden Balls: stevereels@mac.com / +852 6979 9511

HARELINE 2020

From 17 June the Hareline will only be circulated by the Hareraiser by email as constant changes are doing the Webshite’s head in.

No asterisk:             Hare 100% confirmed.
One asterisk (*):     Hare asked but not confirmed.
Two asterisks (**): Hare not yet asked, Hareraiser will approach them on Wednesday or   email should we fail to see them.
Hareraiser will “give people the courtesy of asking them and if they don’t reply then they’re stuck with that date and it’s up to them to sort it out.”

Hysterical Note:

WITH EFFECT FROM 24th MARCH 2020 ALL RUNS TO COME ARE POSTPONED INDEFINITELY DUE TO THE SARS-CoV-2 SITUATION IN HONG KONG

(A Mismanagement Decision made via Whatsapp poll at 1300 hrs on 24th March 2020. Partial Service (up to 8 runners in a group) was resumed on 13 May 2020 and Normal Service (up to 50 runnners in a group) was resumed on 24 June 2020.)

HARELINE 2020
RUN DATE HARE LOCATION & COMMENTS
1954 1 Jan Geriatric & Catch of the Day Kin’s Farm. New Year’s Day
1955 8 Jan Bunter Tai Po Cooked Food Market
1956 15 Jan Liberace Central Kwai Chung Park
1957 22 Jan G-Spot Fo Tan Playground
1958 29 Jan Velcro Lips Ma On Shan Promenade
1959 1 Feb Golden Balls Tit Hang – Sat Run #25 – The BREXIT Run!
1960 5 Feb Golden Jelly & Liberace YOB Run – Tsung Pak Long
1961 12 Feb Crème Brulee Chuen On Road Garden
1962 19 Feb Luk Sap Gow Upper Shing Mun Reservoir YOB
1963 26 Feb Farty Pants Ng Tung Chai YOB
1964 4 Mar Radio One Tai Po Kau Garden
1965 11 Mar Catch of the Day & Back to the Future YOB Run – Bride’s Pool
1966 18 Mar Velcro Lips Pak Sha Wan Pier – WuFlu REPLACEMENT
1967 21 Mar Dogshit & Willy Stripper, Hebe H3 Saturday Run No 26 – Wu Kai Sha – apparently, no NT Hashers attended so the run is hereby CANCELLED
1968 25 Mar Serbian Bomber (and earlier retiree Gunpowder Plod – 73rd Birthday 1Run) 

CANCELLED = C

WITH EFFECT FROM 24th MARCH 2020 ALL RUNS TO COME ARE POSTPONED INDEFINITELY DUE TO THE SARS-CoV-2 SITUATION IN HONG KONG

(A Mismanagement Decision made via Whatsapp poll at 1300 hrs on 24th March 2020)

C 1 Apr Creme Brulee April Fool
C 8 Apr Gaelle Says No Daddy?
C 15 Apr Eunuch
C 22 Apr QT
C 25 Apr Penile Dementia Saturday Run No 26
C 29 Apr Ponce of Darkness Buddha’s B/Day Eve?
C 6 May Back to the Future
1967 13 May Back to the Future RE-START – Ting Kau
1968 20 May Mango Groove Ngau Chi Wan – YOB
1969 27 May Creme Brulee B/Day – YOB – Ma On Shan
C 30 May Luk Sap Gao Saturday Run No 26
1970 3 Jun Dram Sek Kong Catchment
1971 10 Jun Gaelle Says No Ping Long, Lam Tsuen
1972 17 Jun No Rough Stuff Kam Sheung Road, Kam Tin
1973 24 Jun Eunuch Wu Kau Tang
1974 1 July Stingray Sheung Pak Nai


We cannot exist without runs. Hares are our Great Indomitable Trailblazers. Become a GIT by volunteering to set a run. Just look at the available dates below and fill in the Comments Form. (This is
not a prerequisite to set a run, just another way of offering to do so!)

Just thought I’d slip this in for a laugh – from Sek Kong Hash Webshite on 11Jan20:
“Who would ever actually want to be Hareraiser?
What a thankless task. Why bother, eh?
Well, our Hareraiser (Farty Pants) is either too stubborn, or just too stupid, to quit.
Similarly, the role of Webshite (Nine Ignorant Cocks) is equally thankless, and even more pointless when you consider that most hashers are such Luddites that they can barely operate a smart phone, and have little use for the internet besides watching cat videos.
At least Hareraisers provide the useful function of giving us all someone to moan at when the trail is inevitably shite.
So from the owner of one thankless task to another, thank you wholeheartedly for your efforts.
They have barely registered on the scale of things that don’t register much; like mouse farts and announcements from Carrie Lam, but thank you all the same!”

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