Run 1700

The 1700th Run could have been an absolute mare. The hugely ambitious undertaking by Hong Kong’s smallest hash – on probably the hottest day of the year – was fraught with logistical difficulties and last-minute obstacles, including a heat exhaustion hospitalisation, but somehow it all came together on the day, with 84 runners counted in. Is anybody still out there? We have four reports for your instruction and delight, and several photo galleries (photos by Luk Sup Gow, One Eyed Jack, Shek Kong Coming and Walky Talky).  read more

(In the galleries you can expand the pictures by clicking on them)

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Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour
Roll up (we’ve got everything you need), roll up for the mystery tour
Roll up (satisfaction guaranteed), roll up for the mystery tour
The Northern New Territories Hash is waiting to take you away
Hoping to take you away

The 1700th run of the Northern New Territories Hash is fast approaching – and it falls on a public holiday, Wednesday, 1st July! We have a Magical Mystery Tour of a hash lined up, with fantastic runs on virgin trails, eskies brimful of cold beer and softies, maybe a surprise or two, and a great on-on to round it all off.

Nobody need drive, so all can enjoy enjoy enjoy without worrying about the rozzers. We have a bus leaving Chinese University East Rail Station at 2pm, heading for our magical mystery destination. Following our magical mystery runs (there’ll be something to suit everybody) there will be an on-site circle, then the bus will leave for the magical mystery on-on somewhere in the Northern New Territories.

Please join us to celebrate 1700 barmy runs. The price? $250 covers bus, runs, all the tramp juice you can gargle and an epic on-on. If you don’t go to the on-on, it’s $150.

We do need to ensure we hire the right size bus or buses, so we are asking for a show of hands to gauge numbers and a deposit of $100 to show commitment. We are a penniless hash! Please reply via the e-group, and hand over your deposit to a committee member when you next see them.

WHO’S COMING

Velcro Lips

Mango Groove

Catch Of The Day

Eunuch

Gunpowder Plod

Luk Dim Boon

Golden Balls

Bukkake

Golden Jelly

Walky Talky

Fartypants

Desperate Dan

All The Way

One Eyed Jack

Penile Dementia

Liberace

Crash Test Dummy

Disco Buttfuck

Motormouth

Wai-Chee

Filthy Festering Felch Monster

Pissed In Pink

Screwless

Stunt Double

Hoover

Skirt Climber

Shek Kong Coming

Moonie

Sticky Apid Bottom Exudate

Sticky’s mum

Overdue

Dingaling

Serbian Bomber Spammer Diver von Muffmunchen

Oranguwank

Yummy Mummy

Chemical Ali

VD

Hash Bike

Pink Poofter

Phil

Beer Tits

Luk Sup Gow

Ben Yip

Victim

North and South

Toilet Spray

Chatroom Paedophile

Ian McNair

Tomoko

Rob

Parky

Park N Shop

David Dudek

Lost In Space

Indy

Max

Burning Lust

Rooted

Any Dick’ll Do

Smallbone

Gary Glitter

Nadine

Bondi Barbi

Cotton Bud

Tin Tin

Halfpenny

Tight Fit

Dr Ink

Camel

Hard Up

One Hung Lo

Second Banana

U.R.O.

Pugak

Wendy Hon

Butterfly

Southside Push

Nick

A.I.

Sweet and Sour

Amah Moron

Total to date: 81

2 thoughts on “Run 1700

  1. Mariyn Tejada 01/07/2015 / 9:26 am

    Any sit available for me ? Thanks Free Rider

    • cockofthesouth 01/07/2015 / 11:03 am

      You can have my seat as I’ll be going by car to do the logistics. GB

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